Biggus TOP 10

TOP 10 Things to do with longer daylight hours.

10. Get caught up on my refrigerator-repair correspondence course.
9. Write another cranky letter to TVNZ complaining about (former news reader) Judy Bailey's salary.
8. Add to my belly button lint collection.
7. Answer mail from pen pals, Lyle and Erik.
6. Straighten my armpit hair.
5. Re-arrange all the keys on the keyboard into alphabetical order.
4. Knock back a few dozen espressos and chase small birds around the yard.
3. Convince Peter Jackson to make an alternate ending to King Kong where the monkey lives, becoming one of New York's leading Wall St traders.
2. Two words: step aerobics.
1. Patent my new Teach-A-Baby-What-Not-To-Touch toy (see image below).